Those of us living in rural areas are often all too familiar with the problem of getting sh*t to flow downhill. Generally there is some kind of holding tank near (but not
too near) the house. All the household waste water + contents drains into the tank. In simple installations it just sits there until someone comes to pump it out and take it away. If one has a "septic field" in addition to the tank, an outlet pipe from near the top of the tank will allow water to travel slightly further downhill into a perforated pipe buried in a gravel bed buried in the soil. Bacterial action will eventually convert quite a lot of the solid matter into liquid which drains out in this manner. The remaining solids sink and accumulate. There comes a point when the level of solids reaches the outlet pipe, and then one runs the risk of plugging up the perforated pipe in the gravel bed, which necessitates digging the whole mess up at great expense and considerable inconvenience. However, cleaning out the tank too often screws up the bacteria which do the solid-to-liquid breakdown; in fact, when they pump out the tank they always leave a little sediment to get the process going again.
What would be very useful to know is the level of the sediment relative to the outlet pipe. Ideally one would not have to open the tank for this purpose.
An alarm ("you're getting close!") would be good. A gauge which could be probed from time to time (say, every few months) might be better.
I own many clothes pegs and am willing to conduct limited sampling and testing experiments.
This is NOT a joke, and date is NOT April 1st, just for the record
